Hai!! Following miss Sandwich's advice, i'm gonna introduce myself to everyone. The name's Matt. I'm 21 born in 1988. I have 2 arms, a pair of legs and a bunch of other cool stuff.Here's what i look like -- 'Pictures of you' thread, page 9, 2nd post
I come from a small island in europe - Malta. For those who never heard of it, it's basically like europe's hawaii. Good holiday spot, very hot very beachy and sandy and very annoying to live in!! But it's brilliant for a holiday - or so i hear anyway.
By day i work with students that come to study english here. By night i'm still the same guy, xept i'm probably with my friends getting in trouble.. or i could be with my friends at home.. or at the gym.. or clubbing.. or on my computer? or something..
For those of you who wanna make fun of me here's some juicy stuff for ya; i'm one of those people who lives for music and 'love'. lol I'm a quote fanatic. I listen to music for the feelings they give and for the lyrics they have. I could randomly be walking anywhere and next thing you know i'll be singing some tune out loud cuz it poped in my head. Im random. Randomness is good. Just like cheese. And potatoes and ducks.
im sure you concur. anyays, before i write my entire life story - i'm just gonna bless you all with a poem.
Here forth lies my SPAM!;
So you like spam?
I like spam.
I think it's righteous.. And good.
A world without spam would be..
.. Like a world without cheese.
i mean can you imagine that? CAN YOU!?
Pea soup surprise..
A chicken in disguise..
She was ugly and wise
and she told alot of lies!
Am i fair? I don't care.. I have great hair..
you like poo?
I do too.
You have a smelly shoe
Oh look at that hairy loo!
So who let the dogs out ? Who WHO WHO!
And then i got high..But i was shy..
So i couldn't go up her thigh..
A HAIRY MUFF!
With's sticky stuff!
Epic power puff puff
and finally enough is ENOUGH!