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Jazz™
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|  Subject: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer  Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:57 | |
| I know this isn't a new game, almost every message board got this one.
Anyway, para sa mga hindi alam kung pa'no..just follow this example:
1st poster:
Q: Why is the sky blue?
2nd poster:
A: Because the sun is yellow.
Q: Why does chocolate attack me?
3rd poster:
A: Because you stole it's cookies.
and so on...
Ok, as usual I'll start.
Why do mosquitos suck human's blood? | |
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P.do
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Join date : 2009-04-20
Age : 32
Location : Melbourne Australia
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:17 | |
| A: Because its actually a vampire
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? | |
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Negative Zephyr
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Age : 35
Location : Crystal Castle! Now: Eternal Mountains
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 00:00 | |
| A: Because their nest is on the road.....
Q: Why did gasoline turn to CO2 when burned? | |
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KiwiMan
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Join date : 2009-04-14
Age : 29
Location : New Zealand
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 00:16 | |
| Because chickens felt like making it possible.
Why? | |
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Jazz™
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Location : Philippines
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 01:07 | |
| @Kiwi must have a new qeustion and ill answer it stupidly
ok
@TOpic
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Negative Zephyr
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Location : Crystal Castle! Now: Eternal Mountains
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 01:16 | |
| Q: Because Superman has activated the anti-gravitation system...
A: Why did they do deforestation? | |
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Jazz™
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 02:16 | |
| bcoz not dowateraztion
Q: Why do ppl eat? | |
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JonWiedow
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 02:20 | |
| because they're not drinking
why can't people spell? | |
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KiwiMan
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Location : New Zealand
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 05:01 | |
| - LilJazzY052 wrote:
- @Kiwi must have a new qeustion and ill answer it stupidly
ok
@TOpic
Q.Why do superman can fly? My question was Why? | |
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phoneman
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Location : new zealand
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 07:51 | |
| because books cant read
why am i hungry? | |
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Jazz™
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Location : Philippines
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 08:13 | |
| coz ur not full duhh
why is it the kiwiman is mad? | |
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thorax
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 08:18 | |
| because i bit of his leg
who is chuck norris | |
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Jazz™
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 09:46 | |
| chuck norris wth u dont know him.. well its me o_0
why do u have a name? | |
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dutch.ii
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:06 | |
| Because the thermal behaviors of the deposits on supported noble metal catalysts for synthesizing 2, 3, 5-trimethylhydroquinone by DSC were studied. The results show that the supported Pd catalysts have two exothermic peaks at around 312 °C and 435 °C in the DSC thermograms, respectively, while the supported Pt catalysts have one exothermic peak at approximately 345 °C. Therefore, it is supposed that the adsorptive states of deposits on supported Pt catalysts and supported Pd catalysts are different, which may be one reason leading to the stability difference between supported Pt catalysts and supported Pd catalysts.
Why do I rock? | |
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Jazz™
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:19 | |
| coz u dont rap!
why do i rap? | |
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P.do
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Location : Melbourne Australia
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:25 | |
| A: because wrap works better than paper bag.
Q: why doesnt 24 + 3 equal to 27? | |
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Jazz™
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Sat 25 Apr 2009, 05:16 | |
| Bcoz its 243
Q: who do ppl like my brute? | |
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Wolf
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Location : Stuck in the middle with you.
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Tue 28 Apr 2009, 07:02 | |
| A: Because stupid people are easily amused.
Q: Why did I get married? | |
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Jazz™
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:27 | |
| bcoz u dont want to be single old man !
why do ppl sometimes they are crazy | |
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elvenom
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 15 May 2009, 15:18 | |
| ...because life's too boring with no crazy ppl
Why is there so much hatred in this world? | |
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Jazz™
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 15 May 2009, 15:22 | |
| bcoz dey hate them..
why do ppl love ice cream | |
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Dooshbag
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Age : 39
Location : Oregon
| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36 | |
| Once the critical mass of nuclei is reached, the system nucleates at point B or B' in the figure and releases its latent heat faster than heat is being removed from the system. In aqueous solutions, however, B' is not as low as B, since the added solute will promote heterogeneous nucleation, thereby accelerating the nucleation process. The temperature increases instantly to the initial freezing temperatureof the solution at Point C (0oC) or C' (Tf). The presence of solutes results in depression of the freezing point based on Raoult's Law, which relates vapor pressure of the solution to that of pure solvent based on solute concentration. Note that C' is not as high as C, because the initial freezing point is depressed as a result of the solute. Hence, the solute has greatly decreased the amount of undercooling for two reasons: faster nucleation and lowered freezing point. In very concentrated solutions, it is sometimes even difficult to induce undercooling. And people like eating that stuff.
why does jazz post on English forums even tho he cant speak full English? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Sat 16 May 2009, 01:17 | |
| Because he is actually a robot that can speak 10 languages.
why is the time 11:17? | |
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empo1102
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Age : 35
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Sat 16 May 2009, 05:25 | |
| coz it's lunch time lol
why i need to eat ? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a St*p*d Question and Get a St*p*d Answer Sat 16 May 2009, 06:13 | |
| because you like cheese.. and bread
do u know how many horses you can put in your car? | |
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