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PostSubject: your mom jokes   Wed 20 May 2009, 21:26

hey guys this post us for your best your mom jokes. I'll start one off for us
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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Wed 20 May 2009, 21:27

your Momma so fat, i swerved to miss her. ran out of gas!

your momma so ugly! we feed her in the corner with a sling shot!

your momma so fat! she uses a VCR for a pager!
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Wed 20 May 2009, 21:37

nice man nice
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Wed 20 May 2009, 21:46

I hereby ban you from ever saying nice again dixneuf69.. or i swear i will slap you with a fish !! Evil or Very Mad

Yo Momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo Momma so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.


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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Wed 20 May 2009, 21:47

LOL at the last one
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Wed 20 May 2009, 21:49

Ossionic wrote:
I hereby ban you from ever saying nice again dixneuf69.. or i swear i will slap you with a fish !!

I second this.

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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 00:35

your momma so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 00:36

haha i said to try and beat my friend with posts his name is coolwhip sorrry guys and nice
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 00:40

@dixnuef

your momma so ugly when she walked into town everybody said "Damn! halloween already!?!"

no offense lol
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 00:42

haha andrew stop mixing my mom with your expierences
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 02:12

OH SNAP.
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 02:15

Lol at least my mom doesnt dance in the kitchen while cooking...((inside joke))lol
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 02:16

yeah that was lame. you loose. /fail
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 02:33

Insiders are always lame unless you're inside them.

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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 02:54

Your momma so poor when I kicked a trash can she said, "Who's there?".
Your momma so nasty they once dared guys to go down on her on 'Fear Factor'.
Your momma so dumb, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign on the floor... so she did.

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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 02:57

Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 06:03

LOL ^^
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 08:58

Lol @ the wet floor one!!

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Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
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Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo Mamma so ugly, she can make an onion cry.
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 16:28

your mommas so poor i went to her house and asked her if i could go to the bathroom and she said pick a corner
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Thu 21 May 2009, 16:37

Damn thats juts nasty :/
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Fri 22 May 2009, 00:20

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Fri 22 May 2009, 07:13

Lol gd one!

.. ahh so thats who coolwhip is Very Happy i see i see xD

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it spins a few times and then writes 'to be continued'.
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 03:05

old thread.. i revive youuuuuu... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 06:00

I have a joke thread .. Please just post there or read :)
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PostSubject: Re: your mom jokes   Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:39

maoris mum is so dum she sat on the tv and watch the couch


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