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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 11:42

rexxar12345 wrote:
A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

My dad told me that one a long time ago. Still funny Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Thu 06 Aug 2009, 08:53

its an old joke..
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Thu 06 Aug 2009, 12:30




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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Fri 07 Aug 2009, 09:53

lol at 1st one and 3rd
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Sun 09 Aug 2009, 00:39

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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Mon 10 Aug 2009, 08:47

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:10

BUMP
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:32

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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:53

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers:

"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Fri 14 Aug 2009, 00:24

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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Sat 15 Aug 2009, 08:22

xD
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:30

riiskop wrote:

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Sun 16 Aug 2009, 02:18

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar and....what...it could happen!
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Sun 16 Aug 2009, 08:18

Toad wrote:
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar and....what...it could happen!
lol i get it Razz
i have some ghost jokes that i just thought of.....

one night a man was alone in his house
he was bored even with television so he thought he should read
he got a horror book from the shelf and read the whole book
after a while he started to get scared and started to hear noises
then he heard a really loud knock on his door
he was so scared it took some time for him to answer it
when he said "who is it?" no one answered
so he got his baseball bat and hid it in his back then opened the door
he thought it was his brother but.......
it was a ghost with no arms!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Sun 16 Aug 2009, 17:18

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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Mon 17 Aug 2009, 05:48

riiskop wrote:
ROFL lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:52

lol @ that leonidas gif
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:55

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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:39

riiskop wrote:

WTF?!?! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:43

Yaboirobby wrote:
riiskop wrote:

WTF?!?! Razz


The shirt suggests a male and the bra a female, so this cat is obviously a trannie Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:00

Ollldd.. rubbissh joke .. but o well :)

I was walking down the shops and i saw a man with a steering wheel down his trousers and he was going mental, i asked him why he had a steering wheel down his trousers he said its driving me nuts.

I dont think thats how the joke goes, what a shit joke anyway heard it when i was like 6..
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:20

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

A friend of mine just told me this. He said he found it on yahoo answers. But i cracked up laughing. So funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:30

not funny for me
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes Here   Sat 22 Aug 2009, 09:53

oh well. some people have different humour.
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