i just got this joke as an sms form a friend and i wanted to share the laugh
a guy just had a 69, after that he remembered he had an appointment at the dentist, so he brushed teeth 7x, flossed 8x, and on his way to the dentist he sucked 5 mints, when he came in, and opened his mouth wide in confidence, the doctor told him:" dude did u have a 69 before u come here?"
he replied:"yes, how did u know, does my breath smell like pussy?"
the doctor said:" no. but your forehead smells like ass !